BIF NAKED SIGNS WITH NATIONAL SPEAKERS BUREAU!!

Namaste, Salaam, y HolaBonjourHowdy to All of You Beloved, Beautiful People! May happiness shower down upon you, besides your usual soap, everyday. LOL! I have amazing news to share!!!! Looooook at what AWESOMENESS has manifested/come to be true!!!!!!??!!! I am OVERJOYED to share with you my news about signing-on with THE NATIONAL SPEAKERS BUREAU!

http://www.nsb.com.

As you can see, I have my very own “speakers profile” and everything!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!! *happyhappyhappydance*I am STOKED!!!!! I have a couple things coming up, already, and I can’t wait to tell you more about what is coming up for Spring. This is very exciting for me, personally, because I want to meet, talk to, and share with people. All people. I said to my pillow (whom I tell secrets to!LOL!) Just last year (after our speaking appearance in Edmonton, at the University of Alberta) that “I wish THAT was my ‘job’”. I loved it!!! I loveloveloved the mutuality and interactive sharing with everyone.As you know, this is what I am seeking.Connection. Deeper and more honest, really. I’m craving and yearning. And, DON’T FORGET TONIGHT I AM PLAYING A SPECIAL ACOUSTIC SHOW WITH JACEN IN CALGARY!!! SILVERDOLLARCASINO! 8PM!!! http://silverdollarcalgary.com. This is basically a creative project (the “accoustic” schtick) that he and I are going to explore this year. Yes. I did a Deathmetal project.Yes, I made a house/techno record last year (more on that when I actually get mastering accomplished) LOL! AND I am working on my book-project.The acoustic shows and, especially, the speaking appearances are what I am wanting to focus on, this season. Maybe I will choreograph a modern dance or showtune??? Nyuk,nyuk,nyuk!! !I am in my creative time, I think. Things seem to flow like that don’t they? I love that! I hope everyone has a serendipitous weekend filled with creativity and goodness. Be your best selves and be your creative selves. Be happy. Be True. Be Awesome. With a bigfat SHANTI OM and HAREKRISHNA,Love+Blessings to you!!

Love,

Biffy
Xo

SURPRISE! ACOUSTIC SHOW!

jacen+biffy
Namaste and salaam, Susreekall y hola amigos! My Beautiful Friends I have a surprise for you!!!!
GUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHAT?!
Yes, I am going to *gasp* come out of exile! LOL!
My pal, Jacen, and I have been planning to do some playing+writing+horsing around. Jacen, as you know, is my bassplayer and also the leader (guitarplayer+vocalist) for Crashscene. He lives in Calgary, Alberta. I have been discussing with him some of my artistic desires to create and form a deeper connection with my fans. Create a more mutual experience based on sharing and exchange. Intimacy. You know: feeeeeelings. I have many. :P
I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE DEEPER CONNECTIONS.
I would like to be closer, more involved, with everything I do. I dunno…its just where I’m at, creatively, y’know? Do you ever feel that? Maybe I’m in a “fragile” or more “vulnerable” place. Writing this book is very weeeeird. It forces me to examine a lot of my history…my childhood….it makes me seek closer connections. And that means with everyone in my Universe. (Which includes you guys!!!!!!!)

We have decided to play an ACOUSTIC show for my buddies at the SilverDollarCasino in Calgary!!!
Tres Hunter S.Thompson. Tres Sharon Stone. LOL!
Yep. NEXT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teeheehee!
I want to see you guys. I want to have fun and wear pearls. (Fake ones!!! Don’t hurt the oysters!!) I want to hang out and just experience our collective energy in a room. I need to connect. So…..we’ve decided to do this creative exploration. Come on and see!! :D
Please save the date!

Click Here for more info.

(And it is alllll just starting. Summer’s coming and there will be MORE TO COME!!!!!)

I am STOKED!!!!!! *grrrlsqueal*
Yeah……Jacen is humouring me. LOL! I bugged him and bugged him. Yay! He is en route to Vancouver, this weekend, for some writing+rehearsing and my VEGAN FOOD! Heh,heh,heh.
I will have some other news+announcements next week, too.
Lots of fun stuff going on. Now that the Spring has sprung, I, too, am blossoming.
And I hope each one of you blossoms and creatively blooms! Om Nama Shivaya.
Loveydovey energy to you all, always..
Love+Light,
Biffy
Xxo

Thine Eyes Have Seen the Glory..

new glasses
Namaste, Bonjour, Howdy, Salaam, Peace, Big Ups Yo, and HolyShezam it’s Monday!!! Wherever you may be, this week, may it be starting in your center.
Your heart. It is the safeplace, the “center” and we constantly have to puUuuuull ourselves back to our centers to re-connect with ourselves.
Life is beautiful……but it can also be so fucked that it is difficult to remember that, or remember to be optimistic (nevermind-”grateful”) iT takes a lot of work to stay centered. For everyone.
Even my yoga instructors (who are verrrrrry “centered” it seems) even any gurus or, say, prechers/Shaman/Ministers/monks/etc. They all do the work required and it is constantly required.
Like sometimes the most impoverished inhabitants of the planet are the most joyful……and the rich folks are the whiners.
Why IS that? What’s that about? I know adversity is “all relative” to the individual……but sometimes it seems like the people who have the most complain the most. “More money more problems”.
Abundance is what we already have.
Right in front of our eyes.
And- in front of my eyes, is EVERYTHINGNOWTHATICANFUCKINGSEEEEE!!! (As you can see in today’s photo) Like the Romper Room lady, I can SEEEEE! LOL!
Grateful for these peepers, today.
I hope all of you Beautiful People can see the cool things in your life.
Whatever they are. :)
Blessings and loveyenergy to you,
Biffy
Xoxo

Little People are Big Gurus

fridge art
Namaste, Salaam, Buenas Dias, Sussreekall, and Bonjour! I trust this finds you well, enjoying the SPRINGINGFORWARD of the clocks, and getting that laaaast dump of winter. Here in the Rainforest, it has been a wee “damp”, but rubberboots+ballcaps are chique enough (I still do not own one umbrella!).
I wanted to show you a snapshot of my fridge. As you can see- it is not a very “streamlined” look. LOL!
Like I give a poopydamn, right?
It is adorned with photos of, and original artwork by, my nieces+Goddaughters, as they are my inspiration (other than my living babydog, and my transcended babydog..yes I mean “d-e-a-d”).
These little kids don’t know much except living+feeling IN THE MOMENT. Om Nama Shivaya: if I could only remain as heart-centered as they are. If only we ALL could.
Little kids usually don’t project or anticipate negative outcomes. In other words, they don’t really have that “fear-of-something-upcoming” or those annoying anxieties we adults have. Little kids don’t know the word, “Can’t”. Little kids naturally have big open minds….and big open hearts. They teach us so much! Kiddies are like little Gurus! *beam*
I am constantly reminded of this due to my proximity to my Goddaughters (5yrs+3yrs) as we live in the same building, three floors apart. *beam*
My niece, Nikki, 5yrs, lives in Winnipeg.
My niece, Addison,1yr, lives in Halifax.
My niece, Kherri,22yrs, lives in Winnipeg.
And my one nephew, Ryan, 24yrs, lives in Winnipeg as well.
I wish they ALL lived with me!!!!!!! LOLOL!
If you have an opportunity to hang out with kids, do it! Their natural Buddha-nature is infectious!!! Get infected!!!
It will open your heart to the possibility of “living in the moment” even just for your weekend.
I hope all of you, Beautiful Ones, will re-connect with your child-nature, your Buddha (or Krishna or whatever for you)-nature. It is important for you, in the big scheme of things.
Center. Get open. Hang with kids.
That is what we are doing all weekend and it rocks more than most things!!! I will be thinking of you all and sending you my child-nature loveyenergy from the heart, yo!!
Have a great weekend and DON’T FORGET THE PARALYMPICS ARE OPENING TODAY!!!!!!!!! WHOOHOOO!
So much to see! http://www.vancouver2010.com/paralympic-games/
Love, Light, and HighestFuckinBlessings to you!
Sai Love!
Biffy
Xoxo

Yowza! Scratchin’ my Eyes Out!

The Body
Namaste! Sussreekall! Salaam! Whasssssuuup!! Buenas Dias! Merhaba! Happy to be here, on this-our connection via meandering lil’ words. I love words. Love the power of words. Language. Communication. My book is underway and I am usually thinking of the “why” and having my own worthiness issues. We ALL have that. I figure its normal. Simple neurosis.
And my book is a nutty process.
And my book is a confessional process.
And my book makes me laugh at my moronic adventures, and record them hoping my ten readers (LOL!) Will laugh.
And my book is a tortureous process…..soooo….I need a respite. I’ve decided I would like to play a couple accoustic shows (honestly, that is where my spirit is at…I’m seeking an intimacy, right now..an emotional mutuality…..I am experiencing a need to be close with my peeps, yo!)
And, I’m going to be doing some “speaking” events. I will keep you informed as they come up, but I have been asked to speak at a couple things at the end of April and early May, and I couldn’t be happier!!
That is SO WHAT I’m INTO! I have a biiiig mouth and I just want to talk sometimes tellin my tales and sometimes being an advocate. It makes sense to me, seeing as how I have such a big mouth! LOL!
Also….I am gittin that bug to play! I’m experiencing a real emotional upheaval, of sorts, lately. Its cool to me…..the ebb and flow. I’m into it. Owning my feelings. Owning my Truth.
I am fascinated by the consistent surprises life brings and am very alert to my senses. I have been taking a lot of photographs…..my eyeballs cause me huge enjoyment! Yeah…I’m grateful. Big shocker!
And…..then, I saw the above photo in a magazine! LOOK AT THIS DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not “sayin” anything negative about this individual…..but his body reminded me of the ancient Yogis of India, in a weird way….although THIS guy made me wanna’ scratch my eyeballs OUT after I saw him! LOL!
(No, I can’t do “photoshop” or anything…computer-stupid, remember?…..but I did feel it was necessary to blur out his face because I didn’t want him/anyone to be offended or get hurt feelings)
But I simply HAD to show you this photo! You must know what I’m thinkin????? (Like you could probably see his food digesting and winding its way through his lower left quadrant, etc??? LOL!!!)
I’m AWFUL aint I?? Awwwww…just funnin’. :)
I hope you all have a glorious, wonderful weekend filled with sights+sounds that make you happy. I am sending you Highest blessings and all my devotion.
Om Nama Shivaya. Hare Hare Om.
Love,
Biffy
Xoxo