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SuperbeautifulKellyClarkson!
Namaste et bonjour! Salaam y hola! Sussreekall-n-yo!yo! Happyhappy day to everyone! Blessings and bliss to you all.
I trust the week will be productive, healthy and fun. :)
Om Sai Ram! Ya betcha ass it will! Right?
Speaking of ass…..today I am driven to touch upon (but not “touch” up on) Kelly Clarkson.
(I have a bee in my bonnet, this morning.)
Yes. Kelly. Let’s discuss:
She is an incredible vocalist.
Yes.
She is extremely pretty.
Yes, she is.
And that’s all.
:)
As it should be in our mention.
But, what’s that, you say? Pardon? People have MORE to add? About WHAT?
Her voice? Her writing? Her performances? Okay.
But….about her WEIGHT? (I would like to remind you: I AM a martial artist and an expunk who will feel aggressive, physically, in order to Defend the Righteous) *insert Pranayama here*
Breathe.
Fuck that! No!no!no! Fuck everyone. Poor girl! What does THAT have to do with anything???? (Ya feel me?)
Poor Kelly!
On the West Coast of North America, it seems like society wants chicks to have triathlete-esque bodies with bigbig boobs oin em. Given the bodyfat percentages/BMI required to get the “triathlete” look, big boobs AINT gonnba happen.
Our beauty standards are ridiculous.
We are all ridiculous.
I am including myself in that.
(In that I too fall prey to holding MYSELF up to certain standards) stupid.
No, you know I do not approve of “sizeist” comments. I, like you, try to never buy into that hooey.
Its WRONG because its stupid.
We tsk-tsk and admonish people, and blame them for, their weight. (But this is mostly in OUR Western culture…….where, clearly, we mustn’t have any REAL problems). There are entire industries based upon this fact.
Because we will judge others.
And we will judge ourselves.
We ALL do it.
(That is not very “Love-Myself-Today”)
Which brings us to…tits:
One-month-into being on Arimadex, I’m feeling the whole picture.
Hot flashing was something I THOUGHT I was experiencing, before (with chemo) but noooooooooooooooo! We are now -IN the trenches with the new meds.
Hotflash=heart palpitations, near-fainting-level-heatstroke, and COMPLETE insomnia.
Hmmm. On one hand ( and you gotta KNOW I’m gonna look at it this way first) iit is fascinating. Is it my hypothalamus? Its effects on the pituitary? What is it? Do my vessels dialate? Can you see it happen? Do the capillaries show up on the cheeks? What?what? LOL!
And the real pisser, here?
Bigswollenboobies.
No big deal, right? Hmph.
Again, in our culture, this should be considered a “reward”. A “silver lining” as people are lining up everyday to buy inmplants- with or without cancer.
And I get it.
And boobs are udderly gorgeous- no matter the size. Right?
But Arimidex is givin me elephantitus. Kinda not cool for me. Not very comfortable.
Can’t hit a ball straight. Can’t shoot a puck straight. Look like a wetnurse (aint that illegal or somethin?)
But. BUT…I can’t complain. “Arimadex could save my life”. (There. I said it outloud. Thank you, Ganesha)
Sooo…..as I admonish the admonishers for admonishing Kelly Clarkson, I must admonish myself for admonishing myself for the same stupid admonishments I’m admonishuing for.
Jeezus.
(Say THAT ten times fast!)
I hope everyone of you feels GOOOD about yourself and your situation. I wish you peace of mind, positive mental attitude, and happiness. I want that for you. I want you to succeed.
This week, take time out to remember to love yourself. The feeling will carry you through. And it will spread like a flu. :D
(Okay, not funny)
And express positivity to everyone around you. Big or small. Short or tall. Hot-n-flushed or cool. Don’t be a fool.
Heh, heh.
Loveloveylovelove-da-love and Highest blessings, with a great big Om Shanti and a hug for Kelly,
Biffy-en-route-to-gym
Xoxox
July 20th, 2009 at 11:28 AM
As for Kelly Clarkson. She’s is attractive but not that beautuful to me.
Bif: Ya gotta thing for KC? Its cool if ya do but you seem obsessed with her. What’s up with that? Are we gonna see you on the Dr Ohil show next week? LOL! Just kidding!
July 20th, 2009 at 11:33 AM
Holy shiot you are fantastic!! Frickin rights send Kelly C a hug – I love her and am constantly defending her to my friends!!
Hope you are doing well! Just spent the last 2 weeks in Sask ( a week of it in good ole PA ) because my Dad was pretty much comatoze from a booze and pills diet – not cool!! Your tweets were the bright side of every morning – thanks for helping me through so that I could help my Dad get better!! Especially loved the one about airport security!
See you guys on Thursday nite – but super sad that it is the same night as Scatterheart!!
Take care and have a super day!
Liza =)
July 20th, 2009 at 11:41 AM
wonderful :) loved reading this one. and may your boobs shrink back to normal and your rivers stop flowing and your hot flashes go cold
July 20th, 2009 at 2:02 PM
Society has gone mental with it’s obsession with image. Today you can shout and swear, do drugs and act like a right twat and everything will be forgiven you as long as you are thin and pretty, but put on a few pounds and you will soon find yourself a social outcast.
July 20th, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Yes, I admire Kelly Clarkson. She’s beautiful the way she is and her vocals are AMAZING. Wow. I saw her sing live once and she sounds even better than on her studio recorded tracks. Seriously, I like women who aren’t afraid to lift weights and be a size above the rest if they want to. Stick figure women only look unhealthy and I pity them because they can’t be happy like that. I know you hate your short hair and big swollen boobs but you’ll always be beautiful to us, Bif! No matter what! Even if you gained 20 pounds I’ll always admire your figure because you put such hard work into it! At the gym and with your diet. You’re my role model.
When I saw you on Canada I thought “Wow, she looks amazing!” and I’m still dying to know what your leg routine is.. Hehe :)
July 20th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
I am pretty satisfied with myself but I would like to feel and look better, mainly because my back gets really sore a lot of the time and I wish I could get rid of my jiggles (bah! I have been weight training and such but I am pretty poor and can’t afford to go all the time!) not to mention time and yeah… money is a big factor… I can’t afford or have time to cook decent meals for myself :( but at least I’m trying right?! And I love Kelly Clarkson, and I love that she doesn’t care about what people think about her! And I think she’s gorgous just how she is :D
July 20th, 2009 at 9:02 PM
ok, first off, I don’t care about weight. I myself, am a size 48 waist (for room) and have a belly and what not. I also don’t give a shit cause my guys happy and as long as he find me sexy that’s all that matters. Secondly, nor do I give half a shit if Kelly Clarkson gained weight or has big tits. To me, I don’t give 5 shits if someone looks good, if they suck, they suck. And Ms. Clarkson does NOT suck. I don’t much like the Genre she’s in, but I like her. Thirdly, I don’t get why women want big boobs. I was born with em and hope that one day I can have em reduced as they are a slight medical problem (so big they fucked up my back). Makes me wish the world were a better place cause all this is just stupid to judge someone by their size. And I’m not just saying that cause I’m fat…it goes both ways. Hope the Meds do something for you. Keep strong and happy as it is an inspiration.
July 21st, 2009 at 4:53 AM
I never understood the whole you’ve gotta look a certain way thing, I’ve always been slim, and I’ve always had small boobs, I’m happy that way, I’d look ridiculous with big ones. Kelly Clarkson like you say is a vocalist, people should be able to comment on that but not on her size, like who cares?! You wouldn’t go into a shop and say (about a shop assistant) well she’s doing her job well but she’s a little on the porky side!?!? It’d be outrageous, so whats the difference when you are a singer or actress etc etc… anyways. I hope the meds are helping you, it is fascinating, always good that you are able to see the positive side of life. x x
July 21st, 2009 at 5:25 AM
I do have to admit, I often hold myself up to you. I think it has helped in certain ways though, I am now obsessed with the gym. I wish I had more restraint with the goodies though. We do seem a little fixated on the pleasure gotten from indulgence. I should rather be grateful I have food to eat than to feel guilty for having an extra cookie (or three). I eat in my sleep, I swear!! Off to the gym…..
July 21st, 2009 at 8:07 AM
You tell them Bif! The media has given us such a fucked up idea on what beauty is you’ve got 10 year old girls on diets because they don’t want to be fat. What the Hell?!? They’re 10 they should be thinking about playing not about the calorie content of their lunch. I blame that bitch Barbie!
As for Kelly, she’s an amazing talent and I think she’s beautiful. I hope that she doesn’t let this media bad mouthing get to her. I don’t think it will, because she seem so down to earth.
As for you Missy, love yourself, you are a gorgeous!!
July 21st, 2009 at 10:49 AM
I honestly dont see anything wrong with her figure, as long as we are as healthy as we can try to be, weight/size/shape really doesnt make any difference. Bif, I totally understand having big boobs, im the smallest in my family, but they are still bigger than average. no running for me, no black eyes, thanks.
feel better soon xx
July 21st, 2009 at 12:42 PM
Not a big KC fan myself. Never have been. But, you still get the point across. Zoinks!
July 21st, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Outstanding…
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:55 AM
Namaste, Biffy! Right on! I’m very glad you posted this. I definitely needed it today (I almost bought some silly weight loss pill!)!! More women need to love themselves.
July 22nd, 2009 at 2:56 PM
You know you are the only person other than tolle I will read for serious input on your philosophy and news.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:55 PM
once again U RULE! great blog and well it shows what i’ve said for years labels r for cans,cds and boxes not humans. let us all be us so to say and b yerself! ROCKON BIFFY!